speechless!

whoooooooo, these pictures of ariel ... !

no captions for this batch, blog fans ... words are just totally failing me!

clothes-o-rama!

new outfits! pictures at 11! (never mind, can't wait ... pictures now!)

in the interest of fairness ...

it's not all ariel all the time around here, you know!

i mentioned our friend elle on the clean blog, but all she's ever had come to light is that one picture i showed, so here are some nice shots from a while back of our blond-haired, blue-eyed, all-american miss july!

in this picture, elle is all, "hey, there are two zippers on this outfit. why don't you get over here and figure out which would be better to unzip?"

we don't like to be hasty around here, so this picture was msg gathering data to make sure he reached a properly informed decision.

then this picture is elle saying, "who the fuck said we don't like to be hasty around here? unzip something, for cripes sake!"

so ...

"okay," says elle, "that's a start."

"getting better ..."

"what, is it caught on something? are you pausing for dramatic effect?"

"whew. i thought you'd never get there."

"speaking of getting there, why don't you come down here ..."

"or better yet, come down here ..."

"right, put the camera down ... now get your pants off ..."

sorry, readers, but with the camera off, what happened next did not get caught for posterity.

however, a reasonably long (and sometimes loud) while later, elle was like,

"bullseye."

and i was like, "nice ... only from this angle i don't think you can see the best part ..."

and elle says, "what's that?"

and i tell her, "it's an exclamation mark with a heart at the bottom!"

and of course, elle was like, "oh, please. claire, you are such a doof."

but it really does look like an exclamation mark with a heart at the bottom, doesn't it?

xoxo,

claire

you may wonder ...

 what is this seemingly innocent picture of ariel doing on claire’s naughty blog?

she had a dick in her when it was taken.

and ...

this was during their third go of the afternoon.

and ...

he also fucked her twice before work!

it is such a good thing i am not the jealous type!

xoxo,
claire who shares

men's shirt

 okay, so why is it if one of my outfits is even a smidge of a tad of a micron too big, it makes me look like a hobo in a potato sack, but if you put a man's huge old shirt on cute little ariel, it's crazy sexy?

"like this?" asks ariel.

yes, girl, like that.

"i mean, it is pretty big. you really think it's sexy?"

if the drool on my chin is not enough proof, come put your hand in my undies and you'll feel the rest of the evidence.

"would it be even sexier if i took it off, a little?"

"'would it ...?'" she asks!

"i mean, i don't want to seem like an exhibitionist or anything?"

 "umm ..."

"here goes, i guess!"

"ta-daa!"

oh, please. that's all we get with a 'ta-da?'

"aren't they big enough?"

 grrr. of couse they are. the shirt is just not off enough.

"you mean like this?"

 "would it help if i was in the bed?"

no. why don't you lie down and show off even more?

"more like this?"

yessssss.

now if the camera guy will just back out a little ...

 oh, yes.

 "what else should the camera man do?"

i don't think we'll get that part on film.

(but it was hot, dear readers! suuuuper-hot!)