men's shirt

 okay, so why is it if one of my outfits is even a smidge of a tad of a micron too big, it makes me look like a hobo in a potato sack, but if you put a man's huge old shirt on cute little ariel, it's crazy sexy?

"like this?" asks ariel.

yes, girl, like that.

"i mean, it is pretty big. you really think it's sexy?"

if the drool on my chin is not enough proof, come put your hand in my undies and you'll feel the rest of the evidence.

"would it be even sexier if i took it off, a little?"

"'would it ...?'" she asks!

"i mean, i don't want to seem like an exhibitionist or anything?"

 "umm ..."

"here goes, i guess!"

"ta-daa!"

oh, please. that's all we get with a 'ta-da?'

"aren't they big enough?"

 grrr. of couse they are. the shirt is just not off enough.

"you mean like this?"

 "would it help if i was in the bed?"

no. why don't you lie down and show off even more?

"more like this?"

yessssss.

now if the camera guy will just back out a little ...

 oh, yes.

 "what else should the camera man do?"

i don't think we'll get that part on film.

(but it was hot, dear readers! suuuuper-hot!)